You know you're a doggoner when!

Doggoner? Dog - a domesticated canid, Canis familiaris, bred in many varieties.

Goner - One that is ruined or doomed.

So if you are a Doggoner; then you have been sucked into the canine vortex, never to return to a dogless life. You know you are a Doggoner when:

- you head right to the meat counter at the grocers and you are a vegetarian.

- you need to go shopping for a new dog toy box.

- the topic of poop is a regular day conversation.

- you save every old towel; now deemed dog towels.

- you want to slap people in the head who throw out leftovers.

- you ask for an actual "doggie bag," at the restaurant.

- you have a larger selection of collars and leashes than your own clothes.

- your car was chosen around your dogs travelling comfort.

Oh there are many more; this is just the tip of the iceberg. If any of these pertain to your life; congratulations. ;)

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